I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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