we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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