you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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