can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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