Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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