We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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