How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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