I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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