Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?