Nicole vs. Life
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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