Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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