Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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