What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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