bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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