just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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