When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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