dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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