I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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