is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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