Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
operation harelip BJ is a go
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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