Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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