On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize