So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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