cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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