Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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