I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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