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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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