dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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