Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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