The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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