i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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