what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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