i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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