I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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