yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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