i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
