Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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