susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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