She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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