normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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