People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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