Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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