that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it was like his penis was on wheels.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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