girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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