You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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