her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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