It's like a parade of train wrecks.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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