I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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