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• (301): View more from Maryland

  remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Someone stole a lamp last night.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min

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• (850): View more from Florida

  dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers

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