she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The air was thick with penises
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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