I hate your face
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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