That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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