I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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