come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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