the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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