Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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