At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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